Sunday, 29 June 2014

Funny Jokes for Adults

One evening, a wife drew her husband’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How devote they are? He kisses her everytime they meet. Why don’t you do that?”
“I would love to,” replied the husband, “but I don’t know her well enough.”

Funny Jokes for Adults

My joke if I can recall few years ago.

Once there was a husband named Harder living with his wife in a bungalow house. The door of the house has 2 holes.

One day they got bankrupt. The wife was carrying tons of boxes. When she was approaching the door, she slipped and her breasts got stuck in both holes of door.

A mail man arrived and wonder what’s that and thought it’s a doorbell and squeezed it. The wife screams and call for her husband, “Harder!”

So the mail man squeezed her breasts even harder while the wife keeps calling her husband.

Funny Jokes for Adults

Girl to Mom: When I see the neighbor’s son, my braa tightens.
Mom: Next time, don’t wear the bra, his pant would tighten.