Funny Jokes for Adults

Girl & boy go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? The boy’s hand.

Funny Jokes for Adults

A son went to a restaurant with his dad who was in his 70s. After a while, a girl with a rainbow colorful hair came in. The dad kept staring at the girl.

The girl got mad and said, “Hey old man, didn’t you do anything crazy when you were young?”

The dad replied, “I did, like f*cking a parrot and I was wondering if you were my daughter.”

Funny Jokes for Adults

A Chinese couple came to stay in Ghana and had a baby but the baby was black.

The husband, Yen, asked his wife, Chu, “Why is the baby black?”
Chu answered, “Yen, you know we are in Ghana, no electricity, room hot, you hot, me hot, sex hot, baby burn.”