Funny Jokes for Adults

A Chinese couple came to stay in Ghana and had a baby but the baby was black.

The husband, Yen, asked his wife, Chu, “Why is the baby black?”
Chu answered, “Yen, you know we are in Ghana, no electricity, room hot, you hot, me hot, sex hot, baby burn.”

Funny Jokes for Adults

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.

Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the girl smiled.

At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.”

Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”

Funny Jokes for Adults

There was a boy called D*ck. He asked his mom one day:

D*ck: “Mom, why is my friend’s name Diamond?”
Mom: “Because her mom likes diamonds and most moms name their children by what they like.”
D*ck: “Then what’s my name supposed to mean?”